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Under Jurassic Skies
By Robert Brady, (KJ
21, 1992)
As the principal
spoke to me very seriously about my steady record of underachievement,
about how many times I’d been caught breaking the rules, and about
how this was pret-ty near the last straw, I was fascinated by the number
of pterodactyls, those flying dinosaurs, I saw circling in his head.
They were riding the thermals there. I’d seen pterodactyls before,
of course; my social studies teacher, Mr Golem, had a couple, and I’d
even seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex way inside Miss Grendel, my homeroom teacher,
but I’d never seen so many pterodactyls all at once, and in only
one grown-up. I guess that’s why he was principal. Pterodactyls
couldn’t really fly, though, like the true birds that came later;
they could only glide and were extremely clumsy on the ground. So they
had to live near sheer cliffs, like in the principal’s mind, in
order to launch themselves into the air. Then they’d just soar,
for millions of years in the Jurassic skies, turning their long heads
slowly from side to side, the great bony knob at the back of their skulls
serving as counterweight to the unwieldy toothed beak as they searched
for prey, which they’d snatch from the ground without ever touching
down. Ultimately, it was their inability to truly fly, and the environmental
limitations this imposed, that did them in evolutionally. They’d
been extinct for about 25 million years by the time I got to high school;
yet there they were, whole flocks of them, way back in the principal’s
head, still circling in the Jurassic sunset, as if nothing had ever
happened. I mentioned the fact to him in all frankness, and that was
when I got kicked out of high school.
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